A compilation of some of my favorite tweets
Shut. The fuck. Up.
oh my god
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARPRISE ENTERSHIP
Those two comments made my day.
plot twist in which a new york man is not crushed comically by a piano, but instead saved from being crushed compassionately by multiple pianos
You are a Shinigami and I am a Hollow! Whichever side losses will be annihilated. That’s how it’s always been for thousands of years. Do you need any other reason to fight? Come on. The one who remains standing will return alive. That’s all it comes down to! — Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
Living down south makes enjoying the Autumn season difficult and I am suffering.
White people get so angry at the phrase, “You cannot be racist towards white people.”
I will never understand why.
Why are you so angry that you are being treated as actual human beings? You are not reduced to caricatures, but portrayed as characters. You are treated fairly, judged not by your skin tone, but by the ways that you carry yourselves, by your actions.
Why do you want to experience racism so badly? It is not fun to be mocked, dehumanized, attacked, killed, incarcerated simply for daring to exist. It is not fun to know nothing of your history or family because it was torn apart, whether through distance or death. It is not fun to hear, at every turn, comments reminding you of your lesser status as humans.
Do you really want to turn on the tv, open a magazine, watch a movie, play a video game, and not see yourself? Or, even better, to only see yourself as a criminal, as a drunk, a mocking stereotype, or as someone to be killed off? Or would you rather see fleshed out, well-written characters with lives and personalities and feelings? I know which I’d rather pick.
If I were a white person, the phrase, “You cannot be racist towards white people,” would be the best thing I could ever hear.” i finally put some thoughts into words // thedeathcats (via taint3ed)
i was just talking with my mum about this :/
I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.
You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.